WASHINGTON—The Consumer Product Safety Commission issued an immediate recall today for the SOB x RBE new album From The Land. Federal inspectors declared lead single "Someone" a major structural hazard to residential property. Early testing shows the track generates low-end frequencies capable of shattering glass. The rap group released the project early Friday morning. By noon, federal agents seized thousands of digital audio streams.
Hazard Description and Scope
Regulators flagged severe structural risks in the SOB x RBE new album after initial listening tests. The heavy basslines caused localized seismic events in Northern California. "The kick drum in 'Someone' violates three federal noise pollution ordinances," said Dr. Helene Vasquez-Thorne, Lead Researcher at the Center for Studies That Confirm What You Already Suspected. "Consumers reported loosened drywall and displaced pets. The audio mix acts like a small demolition charge."
The recall affects all digital downloads, streaming files, and physical promotional copies distributed this week. Federal marshals ordered DSPs to limit playback volume to safe levels nationwide.
Remedy and Incident Reports
Inspectors logged over 400 incidents linked to the SOB x RBE new album within hours of release. Reported injuries include sudden vertigo and accidental involuntary hyphy dancing. "We monitored listeners in laboratory settings," stated Marcus Bellweather, Senior Director of Acoustic Hazards at the CPSC. "Three subjects suffered severe whiplash during the second verse. The sub-bass literally shook a microwave off a kitchen counter."
Consumers who downloaded tracks from the Stereogum premiere should immediately delete the files from their devices. Affected users can exchange their digital copies for a sanitized, acoustic folk version of the single. The manufacturer promises a lower frequency mix later this month.
At press time, federal agents were attempting to confiscate the master tapes using heavy industrial EAR protection.
