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Recall Issued for SOB x RBE New Album Due to Uncontrolled Bass Hazards
A recall notice was issued for the SOB x RBE new album after the single Someone caused minor structural damage to homes.
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The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Played Simultaneously In A Silo
Discover the 5 best songs of the week, featuring hyperpop warning sirens and death metal sitcom covers.
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7 Reasons Plague Skater III Will Destroy Your Home Stereo
Discover why Plague Skater III is breaking sound systems and confusing local home audio enthusiasts across the country.
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Florence Road Wish Upon You Single Sparks Massive Theft Investigation
Court records show the Florence Road Wish Upon You single exposed a massive music industry equipment theft ring.
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Aluna Moaning Track Used By Scientists To Study Sleep Deprivation
Scientists use the new Aluna Moaning single to test the absolute limits of human sleep deprivation in a controlled Dutch laboratory.
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Gay Meat Leslie Single Released to Cure Seasonal Depression Two Months Early
The Gay Meat Leslie single has arrived to cure your seasonal depression through sheer emotional devastation.
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Teens In Trouble 'I Do' Single Sparks Global Passive-Aggressive Outbreak
The new Teens In Trouble 'I Do' single is causing a global epidemic of passive-aggressive sighs and sudden, relatable mood swings.
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Knifeplay Love Song Forces Philadelphia to Ban Public Displays of Sadness
The new Knifeplay Love Song has forced Philadelphia officials to outlaw crying in public after extreme shoegaze sadness gripped the city.
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The 5 Best Songs of the Week Memo Leaks From Indie Blog HQ
A leaked memo details the terrifying corporate science behind choosing The 5 Best Songs of the Week.
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Grumpy Release Show Memo Leaks Outlining Strict Hide-and-Seek Protocols
Leaked memo reveals strict hide-and-seek protocols for the upcoming Grumpy release show presented by Stereogum.
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Dazy Release Ugly to Sabotage Purely Aesthetic Playlists
Dazy release Ugly to disrupt the algorithmic flow of hyper-curated lifestyle playlists with a glorious dose of power-pop fuzz.
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The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Played On Literal Whistles
Editors struggle to find tracks for the 5 best songs of the week, resorting to manual whistles and household appliances.
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AZ Chike Classic Album Quest Declared National Landmark by Historic Society
The federal government officially protects the AZ Chike classic album quest as a historic cultural landmark.
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Taylor Swift Releases The Life Of A Showgirl: The Encore to Calm Anxious Shareholders
Taylor Swift releases The Life Of A Showgirl: The Encore with four new tracks to stabilize the global economy and satisfy anxious fans.
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Jane Remover Beauty Sleep Single Causes Nationwide Nap Crisis
The new Jane Remover Beauty Sleep single has caused a nationwide nap crisis, putting millions of listeners into deep REM sleep.
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Krill Secret Language Album Sparked Federal Investigation Into Indie Poptimism
Court transcripts show how the Krill Secret Language album was used to weaponize nostalgia against aging millennials.
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Bruise Bath Song Causes HR Panic at Major Record Label
A leaked memo reveals a record label mistook the new Bruise Bath song for an actual HR crisis.
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The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Recalled Due To Severe Risk Of Induced Head Bobbing
Regulators issued an emergency recall of The 5 Best Songs of the Week due to dangerous levels of infectious rhythm and potential neck strain.