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Alex Lahey Garage Sale EP Features Real Lawn Mowers and Old Golf Clubs
The new Alex Lahey Garage Sale EP is literally just rusted lawn equipment and old golf clubs shipped directly to confused indie rock fans.
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Like A Version Cover By daine Declared Legal Weapon By Australian Government
The Australian government has classified the Like A Version cover by daine as a national security asset for coastal defense.
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Billiam Fang The Sniper Album Recalled Due To Excessive Catchiness
Regulators issued a safety recall for the Billiam Fang The Sniper album after three advance tracks registered hazardous levels of pop-punk energy.
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Icehouse 2027 Tour Requires Fans to Begin Stretching Exercises Now
Get ready for the Icehouse 2027 tour by starting your physical therapy routine today. The synth-pop legends demand peak physical fitness.
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Alien Nosejob Announces New Album, ‘How A Mosquito Operates’
Alien Nosejob dives into hardcore with ‘How A Mosquito Operates,’ inspired by buzzing insects.
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Party Dozen Announces ‘Special Unit’ Tour, Promises Extreme Saxophone
Party Dozen’s ‘Special Unit’ tour promises tactical saxophone deployment and sonic assault. Prepare for extreme noise.
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Pond Announce New Album Terrestrials Amidst Existential Dinosaur Crisis
Pond announced their new album Terrestrials, inspired by dinosaurs. Band members experienced literal neck-growing during recording.
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The Temper Trap Sungazer Album Materializes, Bandmates Report Memory Loss
The Temper Trap Sungazer album has mysteriously appeared after a decade. Band members deny any memory of recording it, claiming “creative amnesia” as they prepare for tour.
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Byron Bay Bluesfest Refunds Vanish Into ‘Experiential Void’
Byron Bay Bluesfest refunds have vanished, organizers claim, as attendees are told their money transcended into a ‘non-corporeal realm’ of pure experience.
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Robbie Williams Sets Stadium Tour of Australia, New Zealand; Nation Braces
Robbie Williams Sets Stadium Tour for Australia and New Zealand, targeting remote towns and fiords. The pop star seeks artisanal marmalade, leaving locals bewildered.