Tagged: Brazil (10)

Leaked corporate memo reveals plans to monetize the Brazil election polarisation with targeted, highly caffeinated products.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Oct 4

A court transcript reveals the shocking, magic-based tactics used in the high-stakes Brazil campaign.

June Halloway · Oct 4

Wall Street braces for the upcoming vote by building a giant subterranean bunker to survive democratic outcomes.

Dolores Fenwick · Oct 3

Regulators recall the Amazon rain forest due to extreme political overheating and friction from the Lula-Bolsonaro dispute.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Oct 3

The highly anticipated Brazil steak election takes a strange turn as voters accuse a prime cut of beef of political tax evasion.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 1

A formal product recall notice has been issued for the Bad Bunny protest cover shared by President Lula due to dangerous bass levels.

Dolores Fenwick · Sep 25

Twenty One Pilots prepare for demanding Brazilian fans at Rock in Rio by undergoing intense physical training to survive the crowd's extreme love.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 4

A dramatic court transcript reveals how concert promoters tried to bypass the new Taylor Swift law by prioritizing VIP champagne.

June Halloway · Sep 3

Jorginho finally admits Chappell Roan did not make his daughter cry, apologizing for the confusion.

Priya Castellanos · Apr 14

Sepultura invited the Cavalera brothers to their final show, but they declined due to ‘scheduling conflicts’ with parallel universes.

Dolores Fenwick · Mar 26