Tagged: Carly Rae Jepsen (10)

Regulators issue an urgent recall for the Carly Rae Jepsen double album after eight new songs create a hazardous earworm emergency.

Dolores Fenwick · Oct 9

The Carly Rae Jepsen 2027 tour will feature nonstop 24-hour performances to support her new double album.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Oct 4

Leaked court transcripts reveal the terrifying industry conspiracy behind the 11 new albums you are legally required to stream.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 21

A leaked Interscope memo reveals staff panic over the massive Carly Rae Jepsen double album and its impact on global attention spans.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 18

A leaked memo shows the Carly Rae Jepsen Versailles music video budget is spinning wildly out of control.

June Halloway · Sep 18

Court testimony reveals Carly Rae Jepsen Motivation is actually a classified acoustic stimulant designed to force physical labor.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 24

Carly Rae Jepsen wants to be more than friends on her new single, confessing longing on a 24-track double album.

Priya Castellanos · Jul 2

Carly Rae Jepsen’s new single “On Wires” has reportedly shattered platonic bonds worldwide, leading to mass social upheaval and awkward confessions.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Jun 29

Carly Rae Jepsen’s new song ‘On Wires’ explores wanting to be more than friends. Her 24-track double album promises deep emotional dives.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Jun 27

Carly Rae Jepsen is releasing a double album, ‘Day And Night.’ Fans are thrilled for the full 24-hour musical experience from the pop star.

Priya Castellanos · Jun 22