Politics
Red State Polls Trigger Legal Inquiry Over Unrealistic Hope
Court transcripts reveal how recent red state polls artificially inflated Democratic hope using data gathered from Iowa cornfields.
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Politics
White House Press Ban Replaces Reporters With Cardboard Cutouts
The administration launches a total White House press ban, replacing all human journalists with silent, smiling cardboard cutouts.
Politics
White House Press Office Restores Press Freedom By Only Inviting Golden Retrievers
The White House expands press freedom by replacing human journalists with Golden Retrievers after barring several major news outlets.