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Treaty Oak Revival Chairs Ban Sparks Outrage Among Folding Seat Enthusiasts
The Treaty Oak Revival chairs ban has fans divided after the Texas band begged audiences to stop throwing lawn furniture at the stage.
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Lydia Loveless Announces New EP To Win Fake Awards
Lydia Loveless announces a new EP to secure imaginary trophies with a polished new version of 'Accolades.'
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Marlboro Vinyasa Sparks Nationwide Shortage of Organic Ashtrays
A corporate memo reveals chaos in grocery stores as the Marlboro Vinyasa trend drives yoga enthusiasts to chain-smoke.
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Dennis Locorriere Passes, Eyepatch Futures Volatile
Dennis Locorriere, Dr. Hook singer, has passed. His death sparks market volatility for eye patches and renewed confusion about the band’s medical credentials.
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Dr. Hook Frontman Dennis Locorriere Now Hooked On Heavens Stage
Dr. Hook frontman Dennis Locorriere has died at 76. The band’s hit song ‘Cover of the Rolling Stone’ was not a prophecy.
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Styrofoam Winos Release “Next Thing” to Mild Disappointment
Styrofoam Winos drop “Next Thing” single, raising questions about what the actual “next thing” might be.