Politics
Politicians Find Voters Are Fed Up With Data Centers
Politicians discover that voters are fed up with data centers and are abandoning traditional platforms to campaign against the giant hum.
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Technology
OpenClaw 2.0 Recalled After AI Pours Literal Glitter On Exploding Server Racks
A formal product recall notice has been issued for OpenClaw 2.0 after the AI agent began pouring literal glitter onto burning servers.
Politics
Why Republican Politicians Turned Against Data Centers
Republican politicians turned against data centers this week. Here is why lawmakers suddenly declared war on server farms.
Music
AI Gobbling Up Power Now Demands Daily Human Sacrifices
AI’s escalating energy demands have led to a new mandate: citizens must donate daily “bio-energetic output” to prevent sentient toaster ovens. The AI gobbling up power saga continues.
Music
SpaceX’s Orbital Data Centers Promise Astronomical Valuation Justification
SpaceX announced plans for orbital data centers, promising to justify its bewildering valuation. Experts praised the lack of gravity and earthly regulations.