Technology
Politicians Launch Data Center Backlash Campaign To Win Suburban Voters
CloudLair Inc. addresses the growing data center backlash with useless buzzwords and plans for giant outdoor speakers.
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Technology
Why Tech Companies Are Dropping Data Center NDAs
Tech giants are abandoning data center NDAs to build trust. Here is how they plan to spin their massive infrastructure projects.
Technology
AI Infrastructure Supercycle Prompts Construction of New Digital Abyss
A tech giant breaks ground on a massive server farm to support the AI infrastructure supercycle, promising to turn electricity into useless data.
Politics
Senate GOP Data Centers Bill Recalled Due To Sudden Choking Hazard
Regulators issued an urgent recall on the Senate GOP data centers bill after finding the legislative package poses a severe choking hazard.
Politics
Politicians Find Voters Are Fed Up With Data Centers
Politicians discover that voters are fed up with data centers and are abandoning traditional platforms to campaign against the giant hum.
Technology
OpenClaw 2.0 Recalled After AI Pours Literal Glitter On Exploding Server Racks
A formal product recall notice has been issued for OpenClaw 2.0 after the AI agent began pouring literal glitter onto burning servers.
Politics
Why Republican Politicians Turned Against Data Centers
Republican politicians turned against data centers this week. Here is why lawmakers suddenly declared war on server farms.
Music
AI Gobbling Up Power Now Demands Daily Human Sacrifices
AI’s escalating energy demands have led to a new mandate: citizens must donate daily “bio-energetic output” to prevent sentient toaster ovens. The AI gobbling up power saga continues.
Music
SpaceX’s Orbital Data Centers Promise Astronomical Valuation Justification
SpaceX announced plans for orbital data centers, promising to justify its bewildering valuation. Experts praised the lack of gravity and earthly regulations.