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Carly Rae Jepsen Double Album Recalled Due To Toxic Levels Of Pop Melodies
Regulators issue an urgent recall for the Carly Rae Jepsen double album after eight new songs create a hazardous earworm emergency.
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Carly Rae Jepsen Motivation Revealed as Nationwide Mind Control Scheme in Court
Court testimony reveals Carly Rae Jepsen Motivation is actually a classified acoustic stimulant designed to force physical labor.