World
European Protests Traced Back to Single Mildly Inconvenient Bureaucratic Form
Investigators found that recent European protests were caused entirely by an overly complex 12-page government tax form.
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World
European Diplomats Deployed to West Bank Receive Mandatory High-Visibility Helmets
European diplomats in the West Bank receive mandatory high-visibility helmets and tactical neon vests after recent field altercations.
Politics
Sanna Marin Concedes Election After Forgetting To Do Nightclub Surveys
Sanna Marin concedes election in Finland after failing to secure the crucial late-night rave vote.
Politics
Leaked Memo Shows EU Sanctions Running Out Of Russian Entities To Target
A leaked memo reveals EU sanctions officials are running out of Russian targets after adding 1,600 new entities to economic blacklists.
Politics
Spain Snap Election Declared to Determine Who Owns This Specific Sofa
A sudden snap election in Spain aims to resolve a tense national crisis over a disputed living room sofa.
World
Kremlin Hybrid Warfare Revealed to Be Complex Network of Spammed WhatsApp Groups
A leaked tribunal transcript shows the dreaded Kremlin hybrid warfare is just millions of spam WhatsApp messages.
Politics
Germany's Leader Issued Strict Guidelines on Crying
Leaked memo reveals Germany's leader has banned crying in public offices following recent election setbacks to project strength.
Technology
EU Demands Access to the Weird New Settings on Instagram and Facebook
European officials demand immediate access to the weird new settings on Instagram and Facebook currently rolling out across America.
Politics
Kazakhstan Future Decided by High-Stakes Game of Rock, Paper, Scissors
Leaked memo reveals diplomats decided the Kazakhstan future using a high-stakes game of Rock, Paper, Scissors instead of election results.
Music
Hungary’s Political Dance Moves End Centuries of Discourse
Hungary’s political dance moves have inexplicably solved all national issues. A single viral TikTok replaced centuries of diplomatic efforts with rhythmic unity.
Music
Tisza Party Sweeps Hungary, Promises Every Citizen A Free Canoe
Hungary’s Tisza party won a two-thirds majority, promising a canoe to every citizen. The nation braced for a future of aquatic commuting and questionable government spending.
World
Iran Missile Range Now Threatens Europe’s Collective Laundry Day
Iran’s recent missile launch at Diego Garcia unexpectedly extended their Iran missile range, bringing European domestic chores into potential peril.