Politics
Florida Election Polls Recalled After Emitting High-Pitch Screech
Regulators recall dangerous Florida election polls after the data packets began emitting a deafening, high-pitched screech.
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Music
Florida Bans Jelly Roll Over Trump Penis Comments
Florida legislators have enacted an official Jelly Roll Florida ban following the singer's comments regarding Donald Trump's physical anatomy.
Science
Spaceport Quiet Period Declared by Florida Launch Officials
Florida officials announce a spaceport quiet period to turn massive rocket launch delays into a wellness retreat.