Politics
Germany Recalls Friedrich Merz After Massive Structural Defect
A urgent Friedrich Merz recall has been issued in Germany after regulators discovered a severe structural defect causing him to slide in polls.
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Politics
Germany State Election Panic Prompts Redesign of National Map
A leaked internal memo reveals how the government plans to handle the latest Germany state election results by deleting lost regions from maps.
Politics
Germany's Leader Issued Strict Guidelines on Crying
Leaked memo reveals Germany's leader has banned crying in public offices following recent election setbacks to project strength.
Politics
Germany's Political Firewall Replaced With actual firewall to block far-right
Germany upgrades its political firewall to a literal ring of fire following recent far-right election gains.
Politics
Germany's Firewall Against the Far Right Upgraded to Shaky Rope Bridge
German politicians upgrade the firewall against the far right to a shaky rope bridge following recent elections.