Tagged: GOP (9)

The GOP unveiled its official campaign ad headache strategy to streamline internal party feuds into full-blown political migraines.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 23

Donald Trump rallies Iowa corn stalks in an ambitious attempt to secure crucial Midwestern turnout for conservative candidates.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Oct 23

A leaked internal memo reveals that even free gas and world peace will not save Republicans from doomed midterm polling numbers.

Dolores Fenwick · Oct 10

Regulators have recalled several safe red seats due to structural failures that cause them to collapse under moderate pressure.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 9

Leaked internal memo recommends sinking plane campaign strategies to boost voter engagement for Wisconsin candidates.

June Halloway · Sep 13

Donald Trump promised a $5,000 payout if Republicans win the midterms, but officials warn the money will arrive on giant novelty checks.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 10

A leaked internal memo reveals House leadership is removing all chairs to ensure the House back in session remains as brief as humanly possible.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 31

A federal product recall notice has been issued for the Sen. Darline Graham endorsement due to severe structural instability and voter confusion.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 22

GOP Sen. Steve Daines’ withdrawal from the Senate race was meant to block Democrats from fielding a top-tier recruit, leaving them scrambling.

Priya Castellanos · Mar 6