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Rubber Band Gun Album Recalled After Testing Positive for Infectious Indie Pop Hook
The government issues a recall for the new Rubber Band Gun album due to dangerous levels of infectious indie pop melodies.
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Rubber Band Gun Album Causes Historic New Jersey Dental Crisis
The new Rubber Band Gun album 'Bloodwork' has officially dropped, causing a massive wave of involuntary jaw-clenching across Philadelphia.