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A New Day Signed to DAZE to Prevent Members From Doing Their Algebra Homework
A leaked memo reveals A New Day signed to DAZE solely to disrupt the teenage metalcore band's high school algebra homework schedule.
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Wage War Landfall Album Features 6 Absurd New Metalcore Gym Requirements
The new Wage War Landfall album forces metalcore fans to adopt dangerous new workout habits at the gym.
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Converge Announce Saddest Day 2026 Lineup To Maximize Regional Melancholy
Converge’s Saddest Day 2026 festival lineup aims for maximum regional melancholy with acts like Chat Pile and Cave In.
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Beartooth Announces ‘Pure Ecstasy’ Tour, Promises Existential Dread
Beartooth’s ‘Pure Ecstasy’ tour promises catharsis and chaos. Fans prepare for intense performances and existential dread.
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Converge Debut New Songs Live, Immediately Announce More Songs
Converge debuted new songs live, overwhelming fans with sheer volume. Band promises more new material imminently.
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Converge Announce Second Album of 2026, Citing ‘Hum of Hurt’ As Muse
Converge Announce Second Album of 2026, ‘Hum of Hurt,’ inspired by a mysterious low-frequency sound only 4% of people hear, plunging fans deeper into sonic despair.
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Killswitch Engage 2026 US Tour Promises Mildly Annoying Decibel Levels
Killswitch Engage’s 2026 US tour with Machine Head promises significant noise. Band members aim for ‘mild inconvenience’ levels.