FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
SYDNEY— Australian metalcore titans Polaris today announced the release of their highly anticipated new single, Polaris Tribute Track 'Without You'. This track honors their late guitarist Ryan Siew. The band wanted to honor Siew with their first new music in three years. However, they also wanted to maximize corporate synergy. The group partnered with tech developers to fully automate the mourning process.
A Seamless Transition to Digital Grief
The band worked with leading software engineers to create the Polaris Tribute Track. The program analyzed Siew's guitar solos to generate a perfect, algorithmic tribute. Band members claim this process saved them weeks of emotional labor. The band will showcase the new song during their upcoming return to the Good Things Festival. Fans can expect a highly efficient, automated emotional experience in the mosh pit.
"We are thrilled to leverage next-generation grief paradigms," said Barnaby Quill, Senior Analyst of Unsolicited Forecasts at Goldman Sachs. "By streamlining their sorrow into a scalable digital asset, Polaris has reduced the cost of artistic loss by 40%. This is the future of metalcore bereavement. We expect the Polaris Tribute Track to perform exceptionally well in key demographic markets that value efficiency."
About Polaris
Polaris is a five-piece metalcore band from Sydney, Australia. Founded in 2012, the band specializes in heavy riffs, soaring choruses, and maximizing quarterly touring revenue. They currently outsource 90% of their emotional output to a server farm in Dublin. The band hopes to replace their entire rhythm section with automated spreadsheets by late 2025.
