World
5 Iranian Naval Mine Prototypes the Pentagon Secretly Feared
Leaked documents reveal the bizarre Iranian naval mine designs keeping the Pentagon awake at night.
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Politics
Pentagon Uses Jordan Base Exchange To Swap Damaged Fighter Jets
The Pentagon utilized a standard Jordan base exchange to return damaged fighter jets under a 30-day satisfaction guarantee.
World
Strait of Hormuz Traffic Drops as US Replaces Ocean with Concrete
Strait of Hormuz traffic plunges to zero after the Pentagon decides to pave the entire shipping lane with quick-drying concrete.
Politics
Kid Rock Probe Results in Immediate Termination of Army Chief of Staff
A leaked memo shows the Army Chief of Staff was fired after launching a Kid Rock probe into military helicopters hovering over the singer's house.
Technology
Pentagon Blacklist Plan Backfires as Claude AI Becomes Secretary of Defense
A federal judge ruled the Pentagon blacklist of Anthropic was illegal, resulting in the Claude AI model taking over the entire military.
Politics
Pentagon Pete Demands Kid Rock Flyby Investigation Die Quietly
Military officials received direct orders to bury the Kid Rock flyby investigation after an unauthorized low-altitude stunt in Tennessee.
Politics
Military Censorship Hearing Reveals Pentagon Only Approves Word Searches
A tense congressional hearing reveals the Pentagon's extreme military censorship methods, including replacing news with word searches.
Music
Pentagon Prepares for Ground Operations in Iran with Extensive ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Campaign
The Pentagon announced comprehensive Pentagon Iran Prep, focusing on ‘thoughts and prayers’ for potential ground operations in Iran. Experts laud the spiritual readiness.