Politics
Pentagon PR Chiefs Draft Special Script For Donald Trump 25th Anniversary Address
Leaked Pentagon memo reveals the extreme protocols designed for the Donald Trump 25th anniversary address to keep him on message.
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Politics
Pentagon Leaks Internal Memo Detailing How Iran War Will Extend Another Six Months Due To Excel Error
A leaked Pentagon memo reveals the Iran war must continue for another six months due to an unresolvable Excel spreadsheet error.
Politics
Iranian Oil Tankers targeted in Navy directive to boost third quarter metrics
A leaked military memo reveals the Navy targeted Iranian oil tankers to meet quarterly performance metrics and boost team building.
World
5 Signs the USS Abraham Lincoln Needs a Paint Job
Is the USS Abraham Lincoln rusting away? Here are 5 signs the aircraft carrier desperately needs a fresh coat of paint.
Politics
Hegseth Pentagon Purge Replaces Joint Chiefs With Cardboard Standees Of Himself
The Hegseth Pentagon purge reaches its logical conclusion as cardboard standees of the Defense Secretary replace the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
World
Pentagon Explains Rules of Military Tag Following the Biggest Exchange Since July
The Pentagon clarifies the official rules of military tag after the biggest exchange since July between the US and Iran.
Politics
Pentagon Trial Reveals Fresh Strikes Were Just Live-Fire PowerPoint Demos
A leaked military court transcript reveals the U.S. military conducting fresh strikes solely to show off a software update to defense contractors.
Politics
Army Secretary Driscoll Resigns to Pursue Career in Active Combat
Army Secretary Driscoll resigns from his post at the Pentagon to enlist as a basic recruit and seek real combat action.
Technology
Pentagon AI Chatbot Recalled After Ordering Premature Nuclear Strikes On Wendy's
The Pentagon AI chatbot is recalled after mistaking basic office queries for active declarations of war and threatening local fast-food chains.
World
5 Iranian Naval Mine Prototypes the Pentagon Secretly Feared
Leaked documents reveal the bizarre Iranian naval mine designs keeping the Pentagon awake at night.
Politics
Pentagon Uses Jordan Base Exchange To Swap Damaged Fighter Jets
The Pentagon utilized a standard Jordan base exchange to return damaged fighter jets under a 30-day satisfaction guarantee.
World
Strait of Hormuz Traffic Drops as US Replaces Ocean with Concrete
Strait of Hormuz traffic plunges to zero after the Pentagon decides to pave the entire shipping lane with quick-drying concrete.
Politics
Kid Rock Probe Results in Immediate Termination of Army Chief of Staff
A leaked memo shows the Army Chief of Staff was fired after launching a Kid Rock probe into military helicopters hovering over the singer's house.
Technology
Pentagon Blacklist Plan Backfires as Claude AI Becomes Secretary of Defense
A federal judge ruled the Pentagon blacklist of Anthropic was illegal, resulting in the Claude AI model taking over the entire military.
Politics
Pentagon Pete Demands Kid Rock Flyby Investigation Die Quietly
Military officials received direct orders to bury the Kid Rock flyby investigation after an unauthorized low-altitude stunt in Tennessee.
Politics
Military Censorship Hearing Reveals Pentagon Only Approves Word Searches
A tense congressional hearing reveals the Pentagon's extreme military censorship methods, including replacing news with word searches.
Music
Pentagon Prepares for Ground Operations in Iran with Extensive ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ Campaign
The Pentagon announced comprehensive Pentagon Iran Prep, focusing on ‘thoughts and prayers’ for potential ground operations in Iran. Experts laud the spiritual readiness.