Tagged: Punk (7)

The Lambrini Girls tour announcement gives fans three full years to stretch, do cardio, and draft living wills before mosh pits begin.

June Halloway · Oct 21

Regulators issued an urgent recall for the Frank Carter mosh pit after an unauthorized male crasher caused severe vibe degradation in Denver.

Dolores Fenwick · Oct 11

Regulators recall the French Oi Crew Squelette EP after listeners report sudden leather jacket growth and severe scowling.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 5

An internal memo reveals how the new Show Me The Body cover of Charli XCX caused massive server meltdowns at Spotify headquarters.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 24

Regulators issued a safety recall for the Billiam Fang The Sniper album after three advance tracks registered hazardous levels of pop-punk energy.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 17

A federal recall has been issued for the new Kohti Tuhoa song due to extreme adrenaline hazards and spontaneous drywall destruction.

June Halloway · Sep 12

Iron Lung, Tørsö, and Apartment 213 have dropped off the CY Fest lineup. Boycott calls cite allegations against promoter Ignacio Rodriguera.

Dolores Fenwick · Mar 17