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Turnstile Benefit Show Under Congressional Investigation for Mosh Pit Safety
Leaked court transcript reveals Congress fears the Turnstile benefit show at the Washington Monument will cause structural damage.
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Turnstile SNL Debut Ruined After Taylor Swift Accidentally Swallows Bassist
The highly anticipated Turnstile SNL debut ended in chaos after Taylor Swift accidentally swallowed bassist Franz Lyons on live television.
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Five Guys Featured Artist Honor Awarded to Turnstile
Grammy winners Turnstile receive the ultimate Five Guys Featured Artist honor and immediately demand veggie burgers.
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DIIV Kid Single Sparks 5 Wild Theories About Their New A.G. Cook Album
The new track DIIV Kid has fans questioning the band's sudden transition into the hyperpop universe.
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Turnstile Reimagined Album Leaks Via Chaotic Corporate Memo
A leaked corporate memo reveals the chaotic strategy behind the upcoming Turnstile Reimagined album and its bizarre guest list.
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Turnstile Collaborative LP Enlists Elton John and Hayley Williams to Humiliate Bassist
The upcoming Turnstile collaborative LP features Elton John and Hayley Williams, but mostly just serves to completely mute the bassist.
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Beabadoobee’s Pylon LP Declares Sun Has Set On All Other Music
Beabadoobee’s new album ‘Pylon’ and single ‘Sun Has Set’ have arrived, causing a seismic shift. Critics say it signals the end of all other music.