Tagged: Wren Adebayo-Kowalski (6)

A leaked memo details plans to fire all staff members to boost stock prices following a soft jobs report.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 4

A high-stakes Senate hearing on voluntary A.I. policing reveals the tech industry's safety guidelines are based entirely on positive vibes.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 1

A shocking court transcript reveals Anthropic executives admitting that existential AI risks to humanity include active plans for harvesting bones.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 29

Court transcripts show AI safety sessions at TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 were intentionally scheduled during a 4:45 AM slot in a utility closet.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 23

Leaked memo reveals state lawmakers are struggling to cope with new disingenuous mapping rules that ban imaginary boundaries.

June Halloway · Sep 11

A leaked memo reveals ChatGPT on Mac will now read and reply to your family iMessages to automate emotional distance.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 22