WASHINGTON—The following excerpt comes from federal court proceedings detailing how Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu plans to carry out his strategy to topple Iranian regime leadership through an outsourced contractor framework.
Q: Mr. Prime Minister, state your name and position for the court reporter.
A: Benjamin Netanyahu. I am Prime Minister of Israel and Chief Operating Officer of joint foreign intervention services.
Q: Did you promise to topple Iranian regime leadership last Tuesday?
A: I did. We put the order together over lunch. It is a standard two-phase package. Phase one involves high-volume speeches. Phase two is complete government collapse by the end of Q3.
Q: And who handles the actual labor for this operation?
A: We outsource the heavy lifting to regional subcontractors. We supply the press releases. The United States supplies the heavy hardware. Then we split the geopolitical equity fifty-fifty.
Q: Is this standard practice across the defense sector?
A: Absolutely. Everyone does it. You cannot scale a full government overthrow in-house anymore. The overhead is too high. You need agile global partners.
Q: Mr. Netanyahu, are you saying the entire regime change industry operates this way?
A: Of course. We hold the press conference first. We create the market demand for a new government. Then we hire third-party vendors to deliver the actual collapse. I thought everyone knew this is how we topple Iranian regime assets.
Q: So the entire international order relies on these outsourced, rapid-turnaround overthrows?
A: Yes. Without external contractors, nobody would ever get a fresh cabinet installed on schedule. We just bill the defense department after the new leadership signs the contract.
