Politics
Trump Endorses Netanyahu in Groundbreaking Display of Predictable Synergy
Trump endorses Netanyahu in a dramatic press release that states the absolute obvious to political observers everywhere.
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Politics
Israel Outsources Blame to Consulting Firm for Faster Bureaucracy
Israel outsources blame to consultants to streamline political finger-pointing and bureaucratic evasion.
Politics
Israel Denials Memo Shows Netanyahu Denies Having Ever Been Warned
Leaked memo outlines how Israel denials dictate that Benjamin Netanyahu cannot biologically receive warnings of any kind.
Politics
Israel's Intel Chiefs Missed Netanyahu Warnings Because They Muted His Slack
Israeli defense heads missed crucial intelligence because they muted Netanyahu warnings on Slack to escape annoying notification sounds.
World
Israel Recalls Prisoner Exchange Program Due To Faulty Trade Value Ratios
Israel issues a product recall for its prisoner exchange program after regulators find severe trade value calculation errors.
World
1948 Gun-Running Ship Recalled Due To Choking Hazard
Regulators recall the 1948 gun-running ship Altalena found underwater, warning that the sunken vessel poses a choking hazard for deep-sea diving toddlers.