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BLACKPINK Is So Back: Fans Now Reportedly Able To Hear Music Again
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Finland’s PM Sanna Marin’s Election Loss Linked to Excessive Sauna Steam
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Namasenda’s ‘Limbo’ Album Induces Bureaucratic Paralysis
Namasenda's debut album 'Limbo' has reportedly left listeners feeling trapped in an endless bureaucratic void,…
Billy Idol Should Be Dead Documentary Argues He Simply Refuses To
Documentary 'Billy Idol Should Be Dead' argues the rock star defied mortality. It questions if he's technically a ghost.
OOIOO’s “Gamel BE SURE TO SPIRAL” Inspires Existential Dread
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Jump Source Drops Debut Album To Universal Apathy
Jump Source's debut album 'Fold' has been released to critical indifference and listener apathy.
GRRL Announces Beetle Album, Promises Insectoid Dance Moves
GRRL's new album Beetle promises insectoid dance moves. Get ready to feel like a panicked dung beetle.
Toadies Release Posthumous Album Featuring Steve Albini’s Ghost
The Toadies' new album, 'The Charmer,' is out now. They claim Steve Albini's ghost helped finish it after his death.
Big Long Sun Announces ‘Love Songs’ Album To Great Indifference
Brighton's big long sun announced 'love songs and spiritual recollections,' their new album of 'dreamy' noises.…