Tagged: Beijing (10)

The new Beijing fight back plan relies heavily on sighing loudly and leaving US diplomats on read.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Oct 20

A leaked memo exposes the official China fight back strategy as a series of budget-friendly, mild inconveniences.

Priya Castellanos · Oct 12

Beijing promises to fight back against diplomatic visits by upgrading to a premium Mailchimp account for passive-aggressive emails.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Oct 4

The Trump-Xi state visit ground to a halt after the two world leaders became trapped inside a giant panda costume.

Dolores Fenwick · Sep 26

A leaked court transcript reveals how the Beijing fight back strategy accidentally crippled the global luxury hot tub industry.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 20

China demands a Raptor 3 engine because their own space program currently sounds like a wet slide whistle.

June Halloway · Sep 19

China launches its Beijing fight back protocol, replacing military threats with intense, state-sponsored emotional exhaustion.

Dolores Fenwick · Sep 12

When Beijing promised to fight back against foreign diplomats, they did not anticipate the strategic threat of a giant red laser pointer.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 5

Beijing promises to fight back against the Taiwan President's US visit using a highly calculated campaign of neon sticky notes.

June Halloway · Aug 22

J. Cole’s Chinese Basketball Era ends after just eight minutes due to visa issues. The rapper’s CBA stint was cut short.

Dolores Fenwick · Apr 15