Technology
Google Renames Lake Ontario as Part of Global Appeasement Protocol
A leaked Google memo reveals the tech giant is renaming Lake Ontario to 'Lake America' to avoid impending political tariffs.
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Business
Canada trade war sparks high-stakes maple syrup heist on Michigan border
A Canada trade war has triggered massive maple syrup smuggling rings along the Michigan border as prices skyrocket.
Politics
Six Other Things Donald Trump Wants To Rename After Renaming Lake Ontario
Leaked documents show plans to rename Lake Ontario and other landmarks.
World
Boycott Trump's America: Government Recalls 35 Million Patriotism Supplements
A formal product recall has been issued for all American imports after Canadians attempting to boycott Trump's America developed severe moral hives.
Business
Badum Corp Announces Canada Tariffs Premium Protection Plan
Badum Corp launches a monthly subscription plan to help Americans bypass upcoming Canada tariffs.
Music
Transatlantic AI Powerhouse Forms, Immediately Forgets Where It Parked
The new Transatlantic AI Powerhouse has formed. It promises groundbreaking solutions. However, early reports indicate a minor glitch: it can’t decide if ‘data’ is singular or plural.
Music
Broken Social Scene’s ‘Hey Amanda’ Unites Millions in Unsettling Synchronized Nod
Broken Social Scene’s new track ‘Hey Amanda’ has caused millions of Amandas worldwide to spontaneously begin an unsettling synchronized head nod, baffling experts.