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LCD Soundsystem Tour Support Announced for Harry Styles
Harry Styles announces LCD Soundsystem tour support for his upcoming 2026 stadium run following his new dance-punk sound.
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System of a Down Toxicity 25th Anniversary Merch Capsule to Include Actual Vial of Soil
Nu-metal legends launch the System of a Down Toxicity 25th Anniversary Merch Capsule featuring real soil and industrial runoff.
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Beyoncé B'Day No. 1 Achieved via Historic Donk-Bass Remix
Beyoncé B'Day No. 1 achieved as 'Morning Dew (Donk)' tops the Adult R&B Airplay charts with a chaotic new remix.
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Beyoncé B’Day Deluxe Reissue Includes 400 tracks of Constant Bee Buzzing
Stream the massive new Beyoncé B’Day Deluxe edition, now expanded to include 380 tracks of realistic, high-fidelity bee buzzing.
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Beyoncé B’Day Reissue Features Hologram of Celia Cruz Arguing With Pharrell
The new Beyoncé B’Day reissue expands the 2006 classic with unreleased tracks featuring Selena, Maluma, and a very confused Celia Cruz.
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Miley Bass Persuades Album Prompts Emergency Columbia Records Memo
An internal leak reveals Columbia Records' bizarre strategy for the Miley Bass Persuades album campaign and her sudden mononymous rebrand.
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Dominic Fike Wallflower Recall Issued After Track Sparks Spontaneous Nicotine Cravings
A federal recall has been issued for Dominic Fike Wallflower after the track was found to trigger severe, immediate cigarette cravings in listeners.
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Beyoncé B’Day Deluxe Box Set Includes Jar of Actual Honey Bee Venom
The new Beyoncé B’Day deluxe box set includes a jar of live bees, forcing fans to survive the physical media experience.
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Columbia Records Grapples with Indie-Sounding Bb Trickz ‘Le Le’
Columbia Records is reportedly baffled by Bb Trickz’s new single “Le Le,” which sounds surprisingly indie despite major label backing. Executives are confused.