Politics
6 Government Tasks Serbia's Strongman Assigned To College Sophomores After Loss
Serbia's strongman handed state control to college sophomores after losing a historic election.
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World
French Protest Bans Extended To Silently Disapproving Glances
A leaked memo reveals French protest bans now target raised eyebrows, heavy sighing, and sarcastic arm-folding across Paris.
World
European Protests Traced Back to Single Mildly Inconvenient Bureaucratic Form
Investigators found that recent European protests were caused entirely by an overly complex 12-page government tax form.
World
French Protesters Burn Down Country To Protest Mild Inconvenience
French protests rage across Paris as citizens burn down entire cities over minor administrative workplace changes.
Politics
Internal Memo Details Why Finland Voters Rejected Moderate Leftist Politics
A leaked memo reveals Finland voters rejected moderate leftist politics because they grew deeply bored of functional government.
World
German Chancellor Vows to Hold Power Even After Losing the Absolute Concept of Reality
The German chancellor refuses to step down despite his party winning zero votes in the latest regional election.
Politics
Finland Election Conceded by Sentient Neon Disco Ball
Finland election conceded by PM Sanna Marin as the nation votes to lower the volume on the national synthesizer.
Politics
Former Kosovo President Sentenced to 25 Years of Group Project Leadership
Former Kosovo President Hashim Thaci faces the ultimate judicial nightmare: 25 years of managing corporate group projects without administrative support.
Politics
Germany's Firewall Against the Far Right Upgraded to Shaky Rope Bridge
German politicians upgrade the firewall against the far right to a shaky rope bridge following recent elections.
Music
Olivia Rodrigo’s Unraveled Tour Promises Existential Dread
Olivia Rodrigo’s Unraveled Tour will bring emotional devastation and expensive merch to fans across the globe. Prepare to cry.
Technology
Cohere Merges With Aleph Alpha To Create Europe’s First AI That Understands Schnitzel
Cohere merges with Aleph Alpha to create a European AI that understands schnitzel, backed by Lidl’s owner.