Politics
German Political Parties Draft Memo to Ban Sadness Before State Elections
Leaked memo reveals German political parties plan to ban sadness to stop the rise of the far-right.
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World
AfD Victory in Germany Triggers Mandatory Accordion Ban
A sudden AfD victory in Saxony-Anhalt triggers an immediate ban on accordions to curb globalist musical joy.
Politics
German Politician Testifies He Only Joined Far-Right AfD For The Free Branded Sausages
A German politician admits under oath he joined the far-right AfD solely for the complimentary sausages at their campaign rallies.
Politics
German Far-Right Demands Ban on Cubes to Neutralize Bauhaus School
A German far-right party targets the iconic Bauhaus school by demanding a national ban on three-dimensional cubes.
Politics
Finland's Sanna Marin Concedes Election in Leaked Memo Calling Democracy 'Too Loud'
A leaked memo reveals why Sanna Marin concedes election, blaming the high decibel levels of Finnish democracy.
World
Finland's election results were decided by voters' rage over national sauna temperatures
Voters cited lukewarm sauna temperatures as the main reason behind Finland's election results, rejecting the ruling coalition.