Tagged: European Politics (12)

Politicians scramble to solve Spain's housing crisis with increasingly absurd proposals before the upcoming snap election.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Oct 6

Sweden's centre-left coalition secures a narrow election lead by holding the nation's vital IKEA assembly screws hostage.

Dolores Fenwick · Sep 14

Sweden recalls its new far-right government after safety inspectors discover the administration poses an immediate choking hazard.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 13

Following the Finland election, outgoing Prime Minister Sanna Marin prepares for her next chapter with a massive celebration plan.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 12

A leaked corporate memo reveals Swedish election leaders are using flat-pack furniture tactics to assemble a new coalition government.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 12

Leaked NATO memo reveals strict compliance guidelines for Sweden's election, threatening white noise if voters get too loud.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Sep 11

Leaked memo reveals German political parties plan to ban sadness to stop the rise of the far-right.

June Halloway · Sep 8

A sudden AfD victory in Saxony-Anhalt triggers an immediate ban on accordions to curb globalist musical joy.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Sep 7

A German politician admits under oath he joined the far-right AfD solely for the complimentary sausages at their campaign rallies.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 4

A German far-right party targets the iconic Bauhaus school by demanding a national ban on three-dimensional cubes.

June Halloway · Sep 3

A leaked memo reveals why Sanna Marin concedes election, blaming the high decibel levels of Finnish democracy.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 30

Voters cited lukewarm sauna temperatures as the main reason behind Finland's election results, rejecting the ruling coalition.

Dolores Fenwick · Aug 22