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Nintendo Switch 2 Teardown Reveals Original Game Boy Screen
A court transcript from a Nintendo Switch 2 teardown confirms tech companies are actively replacing components with 1980s junk.
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Recall Issued For Intel Nova Lake Processor Naming Scheme Due To Confusion Hazard
Regulators issued a recall for the Intel Nova Lake processor naming scheme after four-digit model numbers created a severe consumer confusion hazard.
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Apple Smart Home Device Glues Old iPad to Toaster
Apple announces its revolutionary Apple smart home device, which physically glues an old iPad directly to your kitchen toaster.
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Microsoft Surface Ultra Lawsuit Exposes Tech Sector Delusion
A court transcript reveals tech executives made wild claims about the Microsoft Surface Ultra despite knowing the hardware would instantly melt.
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Leaked Apple Memo Demands Entry-Level MacBook Pro Overhaul Immediately
A leaked memo reveals Apple is rushing an entry-level MacBook Pro overhaul to trick consumers into buying new hardware.
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Microsoft Local AI Upgrades Require Users To Delete Personal Memories
Microsoft local AI upgrades force users to delete personal memories and family photos to clear neural processing space on new laptops.
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Apple Smart Home Features Expected At Next Week's Unprecedented Event
Leaked documents reveal the top Apple smart home features coming next week, including judgmental sinks and hostage-taking door locks.
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AMD Announces Ryzen 5 7500 Will Cost Exactly $189 and One Human Soul
Tech giant AMD announces the budget-friendly Ryzen 5 7500 will retail for $189 and one human soul, offering gamers incredible performance.
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Mac Studio M5 Pricing Exposed in Class-Action Lawsuit
A federal court exposed the absurd reality of Mac Studio M5 pricing as executives admitted to massive markups.