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Black Sabbath Witch AI Album Recalled Due to Spontaneous Crop Failure
Regulators have recalled the Black Sabbath witch AI album after reports of sour milk, indoor fog, and localized crop failure.
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Wage War Landfall Album Features 6 Absurd New Metalcore Gym Requirements
The new Wage War Landfall album forces metalcore fans to adopt dangerous new workout habits at the gym.
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BABYMETAL 2026 Tour Riders Demand Unspeakable Amounts of Apple Juice
The BABYMETAL 2026 tour kicks off with massive rider demands, including tons of apple juice and a screaming closet for Halestorm.
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Canada-US Tensions Spark Urgent Concert Speeches from Iron Maiden and Christopher Cross
Iron Maiden and Christopher Cross spoke out against rising Canada-US tensions during their Toronto shows, pleading for bilateral trade peace.
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Iron Maiden 2026 Tour Setlist Features 17 Heavy Metal Songs About Administrative Scheduling
The Iron Maiden 2026 Tour kicked off with a terrifying 17-song setlist focused entirely on corporate office dread.
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Iron Maiden 2026 Tickets Require Fans to Complete Ancient Ritual of Blood and Paperwork
Getting Iron Maiden 2026 tickets now requires fans to survive ancient trials, speed-riff CAPTCHAs, and astronomical processing fees.
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Dave Mustaine Calls Out “Dickhead” Journalist Onstage, Demands Better Questions
Dave Mustaine called a journalist a “dickhead” onstage for asking bad questions. He demanded better interview techniques during Megadeth’s farewell tour.
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Gorillaz’ Roskilde Set Cut Short for Lullaby Prep, Sparking Acidic Outrage
Gorillaz’ Roskilde set cut short to prepare for a “Sensory Soothing Lullaby Hour,” drawing harsh criticism from Uncle Acid who called them “soft as baby shit.”
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Metallica Super Deluxe ReLoad Box Set Contains Enough Unreleased Songs To Start A New Band
Metallica’s Super Deluxe ReLoad box set boasts 222 tracks, baffling fans with its sheer volume. Will anyone listen to it all?
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Danzig Announces September 2026 US Tour With Increased Blood Sacrifices
Glenn Danzig’s September 2026 US tour promises ‘more Satan’ and rituals, with a focus on extreme material and demonic aesthetics.
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Teutonic Titans Accept Announces Album Featuring Metallica, Ghost, Judas Priest, and Pantera Members
Accept’s new album ‘Teutonic Titans’ features collaborations with Metallica, Ghost, Judas Priest, and Pantera members. It’s a 50-year retrospective.
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Accept Unleashes *Teutonic Titans 1976-2026* with Unprecedented 50 Guests
German heavy metal veterans Accept announced *Teutonic Titans 1976-2026*, a remakes album featuring 50 guest musicians.
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Metallica Prepares Fully Loaded ‘ReLoad’ Box Set To Rehash Old Riffs
Metallica’s fully loaded ‘ReLoad’ box set reissue drops this summer, offering more of the same. It’s a trip down memory lane, if the memory lane is paved with outtakes.
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Sepultura Invited Cavalera Brothers To Final Show; They Declined
Sepultura invited the Cavalera brothers to their final show, but they declined due to ‘scheduling conflicts’ with parallel universes.