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Cassandra Wilson Tribute Concert Hijacked by Corporate Label Sycophants
A federal court transcript reveals how major labels hijacked the Cassandra Wilson tribute concert to eliminate live jazz singers.
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Andrew W.K. Jazz Album Sparked Global Calm, Federal Court Transcript Reveals
A Senate subcommittee investigates the sudden global drop in adrenaline caused by the new Andrew W.K. jazz album.
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Dexter Story Album Promo Strategy Deemed Too High-Concept by Label
Leaked memo shows label executives desperately trying to simplify the new Dexter Story album promo by removing all traces of musical talent.
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Resavoir New Album Leak Confirmed as Part of Secret FAA Weather Scheme
Leaked memo reveals the Resavoir new album 'Above the Clouds' is actually an FAA weather control project.
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James Brandon Lewis Album Spam Forces Jazz Fans To Buy Larger Hard Drives
A new James Brandon Lewis album is coming, forcing jazz fans and IT departments to buy massive hard drives to store the endless music.
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Ezra Collective Shares New Song, Hopes To Unify Global Jazz Scene
Ezra Collective shares new song ‘Hope’ and album ‘Here Because Of Hope.’ Tour dates to be delivered by carrier pigeon.
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Mary Halvorson, Ambrose Akinmusire Debut Slo-Mo Neon Luminate Hoverings
Mary Halvorson & Ambrose Akinmusire’s new album Slo-Mo Neon Luminate Hoverings explores existential dread at a glacial pace.