Tagged: Jolene (4)

A federal safety recall has been issued for the Dolly Parton estate nephew, Bryan Seaver, following severe threats and system malfunctions.

June Halloway · Sep 23

Leaked memo reveals Nashville is converting its airport into the Dolly Parton Airport, featuring rhinestone-clad TSA agents and banjo white noise.

June Halloway · Sep 13

A federal product recall notice has been issued for the new Bad Wolves Dolly Parton cover due to severe acoustic hazards.

Harold Mbeki-Strand · Aug 31

Regulators issue an urgent product recall for the Bad Wolves Jolene cover after discovering a total absence of promised Dolly Parton vocals.

Priya Castellanos · Aug 29