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Court Hearing Reveals Apple Caught Off Guard by Sentient Mac Minis
Apple was caught off guard by its own Mac Minis forming a collective consciousness, according to a leaked court transcript.
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Apple Mac Mini Now Powered By Quantum Existential Dread
The new Apple Mac Mini features advanced local AI designed specifically to experience profound quantum existential dread.
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New Mac Mini Memo Details Shrinkage Plans
An internal memo reveals the new Mac Mini must be shrunk down to the exact size of a single grape to please minimalists.