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Recall Issued for Billy Corgan Interviews After Uncontrolled Kanye Comparisons
Regulators issued a recall for Billy Corgan interviews after tests revealed dangerous levels of Kanye West comparisons and anti-hipster rants.
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The 5 Best Songs of the Week Memo Leaks From Indie Blog HQ
A leaked memo details the terrifying corporate science behind choosing The 5 Best Songs of the Week.
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The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Played On Literal Whistles
Editors struggle to find tracks for the 5 best songs of the week, resorting to manual whistles and household appliances.
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Federal Agency Issues Urgent Tinashe POPSTAR Ranked Recall Due To Inner Ear Whiplash
The CPSC has issued a recall for the Tinashe POPSTAR Ranked listicle due to severe inner ear whiplash risks.
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Staff Picks Leak Reveals Music Critics Accept Bribes in Artisanal Mustard
A leaked court transcript reveals that coveted Staff Picks placements are actually bought with artisanal mustard and rare condiments.
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Meg White Lookalike Hunt Ends With Daily Mail Stalking Local Dental Hygienist
The Daily Mail mistook a Detroit dental hygienist for the White Stripes drummer during a bizarre Meg White lookalike hunt.
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The 5 Best Songs Of The Week Memo Orders Staff To Like Them Or Face Firing
Leaked memo reveals staff must love The 5 Best Songs Of The Week or face immediate termination by the algorithm.