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Olivia Rodrigo CD Single Sparks Corporate Panic After Selling Out in Minutes
An internal memo reveals corporate panic after the new Olivia Rodrigo CD single sold out instantly at a California record store.
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Alex Warren Auckland Concert Recalled Due to Safety Hazard
Regulators issued an urgent recall for the Alex Warren Auckland concert after the singer suffered a sudden biological system failure.
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Carly Rae Jepsen Motivation Revealed as Nationwide Mind Control Scheme in Court
Court testimony reveals Carly Rae Jepsen Motivation is actually a classified acoustic stimulant designed to force physical labor.
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Justin Timberlake Concert Pop-Up Spawns Terrifying New Safety Protocols
A surprise Justin Timberlake concert appearance at a Don Toliver show forces Miami venues to adopt extreme new safety protocols.
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Olivia Rodrigo Serena Joy Single Sparks Intense Music Industry Antitrust Trial
Court transcripts reveal the dark supply-chain secrets behind the limited Olivia Rodrigo Serena Joy single drop in California.
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Zara Larsson Performance Creates Massive Frequency Glitch In Festival Matrix
A leaked memo reveals the Zara Larsson performance with PinkPantheress at All Points East caused a massive temporal frequency glitch.
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Benny Blanco Spanish Album ‘Hermoso’ Confirmed To Be Just Google Translate
Benny Blanco’s new Spanish album ‘Hermoso’ is reportedly composed entirely via Google Translate, praised by experts for its ‘innovative’ cultural immersion.
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Sam Fender & Olivia Dean’s ‘Rein Me In’ Sets New UK Record For Longest #1 By Brits
Sam Fender & Olivia Dean’s ‘Rein Me In’ is the UK’s new longest-running #1 single by British artists, baffling everyone.
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Benny Blanco Announces New Album Hermoso, Unveils Single ‘Joven y Salvaje’
Benny Blanco announced his new album Hermoso and the single ‘Joven y Salvaje’ featuring Bb trickz. The producer is reportedly collaborating with TikTok stars.
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Montreux Jazz Festival Now Offers Full-Time Residency, Pet Grooming
The Montreux Jazz Festival has redefined “feeling at home,” now offering luxury artist residencies complete with sourdough starters and therapeutic goat interactions.
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Benson Boone Is a ‘Wanted Man’ In Australia After Generating Unsanctioned Earworms
Benson Boone Is a ‘Wanted Man’ In Australia, not for traditional crimes, but for the proliferation of catchy tunes causing an “earworm epidemic” across the continent.
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Sabrina Carpenter Pleased, Pleased, Pleased By RUSH’s Sonic Prowess
Sabrina Carpenter is pleased, pleased, pleased by RUSH’s concert, finding their prog-rock surprisingly relatable.
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U2 Unearths Forgotten “Street Of Dreams,” Band Members Reportedly Stunned
U2 rediscovered their own song, “Street Of Dreams,” after decades. Band members were reportedly shocked by the forgotten track’s existence.
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Carly Rae Jepsen Wants To Be More Than Friends, Officially
Carly Rae Jepsen wants to be more than friends on her new single, confessing longing on a 24-track double album.
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Carly Rae Jepsen’s ‘On Wires’ Ignites Global Friendship Crisis
Carly Rae Jepsen’s new single “On Wires” has reportedly shattered platonic bonds worldwide, leading to mass social upheaval and awkward confessions.
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Ryan Beatty’s ‘Sweet Fortune’ Album Triggers Unstoppable Mass Serenity
Ryan Beatty Unveils Majestic New Album Sweet Fortune, causing widespread, inexplicable calm. Authorities urge citizens to resist its serene grip.
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Delevingne’s New Single Found To Induce Global Tidiness Epidemic
Cara Delevingne’s new single, co-written with Fiona Apple, has caused a global tidiness epidemic. Listeners report inexplicable urges to clean.
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Carly Rae Jepsen Wants More Than Friends On New Song
Carly Rae Jepsen’s new song ‘On Wires’ explores wanting to be more than friends. Her 24-track double album promises deep emotional dives.