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Olivia Rodrigo Expectations Remix Requires listeners To Submit Emotional Audits
The new Olivia Rodrigo expectations remix featuring Chappell Roan requires fans to pass an emotional safety audit before streaming.
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Marino Panic Attacks Cured Entirely by Wearing Grocery Bag
Marino panic attacks are completely cured after the viral singer puts a paper grocery bag over his head.
Music
Billboard Charts Merge Taylor Swift and Beatles into Single Eternal Mega-Artist
Billboard charts officially combine Taylor Swift and The Beatles into one permanent mega-artist after streaming data collapses into itself.
Music
Barry Manilow Vegas Comeback Derailed After Singer Believes He Is St. Thomas Aquinas
The Barry Manilow Vegas comeback hit a snag after the singer performed two songs and claimed to be a medieval theologian.
Music
Boy Band Daily Pay Reaches Shocking New Low In Federal Court Testimony
Court records show pop stars earned a tiny boy band daily pay while record labels bought private fleets of blimps during the late nineties.
Music
Chappell Roan Benefit Shows Mandate Synchronized Pop Choreography For Executives
Leaked Live Nation memo forces corporate executives to learn dance moves for the upcoming Chappell Roan benefit shows in Los Angeles.
Music
Carly Rae Jepsen Double Album Recalled Due To Toxic Levels Of Pop Melodies
Regulators issue an urgent recall for the Carly Rae Jepsen double album after eight new songs create a hazardous earworm emergency.
Music
Slayyyter's 'i think he's got a girl' Leads to HR Panic Over Pop-Fueled Paranoia
Leaked memo reveals HR panic over Slayyyter's 'i think he's got a girl' as employees accuse managers of romantic espionage.
Music
Troye Sivan Gayest Music Video Sparks Investigation Into Physical Limits of Pop
Troye Sivan gayest music video for new single 'FF' challenges the structural integrity of modern pop music and global baby oil reserves.
Music
Dua Lipa Eats Hot Dog in Landmark Intellectual Property Lawsuit
Court transcripts reveal how Dua Lipa eats hot dog concessions without a license, threatening the entire music industry's financial stability.
Music
Phil Collins Fat People Song Revealed in Court Deposition
A court transcript reveals details about the Phil Collins fat people song, a controversial unreleased track aimed at American culture.
Music
Shakira Livestreaming Record Broken After Amazon Echoes Left on for Pets
A new Shakira livestreaming record was set after millions of Amazon Echo devices broadcast her Madrid concert to empty living rooms.
Music
Product Recall Issued for 2026 Upcoming Albums Due to Temporal Hazard
Regulators issue an immediate safety recall for all 2026 upcoming albums due to severe temporal displacement hazards.
Music
Carly Rae Jepsen 2027 Tour Promises Non-Stop 24-Hour Concerts
The Carly Rae Jepsen 2027 tour will feature nonstop 24-hour performances to support her new double album.
Music
Troye Sivan Joins Charli XCX to Unleash 5 New Biohazards Upon Austin
When Troye Sivan joins Charli XCX at ACL, the resulting pop energy triggers a major biological hazard and a sovereign dance state.
Entertainment
NFL Guess Who Game Recalled After Travis Kelce Cards Emit Real Relationship Drama
Regulators recall the NFL Guess Who game after the Travis Kelce piece causes extreme media saturation and relationship drama in homes.
Music
Lil Nas X Returns with a new single that requires absolute corporate obedience
Leaked memo reveals Columbia Records staff must legally declare that Lil Nas X Returns with the absolute greatest song of all time.
Music
Kelly Clarkson Demands Separate Charts For AI Artists Who Do Not Feel The Pain of Divorce
Kelly Clarkson demands separate charts for AI artists to protect human pop stars who actually suffer through messy divorces.