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Carly Rae Jepsen Announces Double Album, Finally Releasing Music For Both Day And Night
Carly Rae Jepsen is releasing a double album, ‘Day And Night.’ Fans are thrilled for the full 24-hour musical experience from the pop star.
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Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘You Seem Pretty Sad’ Hits No. 1; Fans Wonder If She’s Okay
Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘You Seem Pretty Sad’ is No. 1. The album proves existential dread is a profitable business for the pop star.
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Ed Sheeran’s Nashville Concert Featured Ed Sheeran, Hit Songs
Ed Sheeran’s dynamic, hit-filled Nashville show proved he is still Ed Sheeran. He played hit songs.
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Lizzo’s New Album ‘Bitch’ Fails to Chart, Declared ‘Too Popular’ for Metrics
Lizzo’s new album, Bitch, definitively failed to chart on the Billboard 200. Experts hail this as a ‘profound success’ in anti-popularity.
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Tyla’s ‘Is It Love’ Sparks Global Tear-Shedding Epidemic
Tyla’s ‘Is It Love’ makes listeners cry on command, causing a global shortage of eye drops and prompting new romantic rituals.
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Daine’s New Single ‘PQC’ Accidentally Rewrites Music Theory
Daine’s new single ‘PQC’ is baffling music theorists. Its catchy, explosive sound reportedly defies all known music theory.
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Gracie Abrams Reveals ‘Daughter From Hell’ Track List, Promises Torment
Gracie Abrams’ new album ‘Daughter From Hell’ track list revealed. Expect 16 songs of relatable torment and existential dread.
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Olivia Rodrigo Admits Yacht Rock Is Not Her Vibe
Olivia Rodrigo revealed she doesn’t like yacht rock. She prefers ’80s new wave sadness’ instead. This admission surprised fans.
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Madonna, Sabrina Carpenter Crowned ‘Queens of the Nightclub’ in New Video
Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter are the ‘Queens of the Nightclub’ in a new video. A holographic Carol Channing officiates.
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Madonna’s ‘Bizarre’ Song Debuts at Martin Garrix Show
Madonna’s new song ‘Bizarre’ debuted at a Martin Garrix EDM show, confusing fans expecting pop classics.
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Ed Sheeran’s ‘LOOP Tour’ Traps Thousands in Endless Repetitive Concert
Ed Sheeran’s “LOOP Tour” has literally trapped thousands of fans in an unending temporal loop, with concerts repeating endlessly.
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Katy Perry Sings With 10-Year-Old Tius Luka, Unleashes Global Toddlerhood
The performance where Katy Perry Sings With 10-Year-Old Tius Luka reportedly caused millions of adults to regress to childhood, demanding snacks and naps.
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Olivia Rodrigo Sings Her ‘Stupid Song’ For Honking Cabs
Olivia Rodrigo sings her ‘stupid song’ in Central Park and a corner store. Her relatable video captures urban despair.
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Elvis Costello Knocks Oasis, Defends Olivia Rodrigo’s Musical Prowess
Elvis Costello slammed Oasis, calling them ‘hack,’ while defending Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘authentic angst.’
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Olivia Rodrigo Searches For Cure On New Album, ‘You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love’
Olivia Rodrigo’s new album ‘You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love’ sparks existential dread. Fans are searching for the cure.
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Cara Delevingne Finally Releases Music After Decades Of Not Releasing Music
Cara Delevingne released her deeply personal music, waiting years to share her sound after struggles with sobriety.
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Maisie Peters, Holly Humberstone Fear Being Pitted Against Each Other
Maisie Peters and Holly Humberstone reveal stress from being pitted against each other, fueling competition for sad-girl points.
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Olivia Rodrigo And Robert Smith Exchange Praise For Existential Angst
Olivia Rodrigo and Robert Smith exchanged praise for their ‘what’s wrong with me’ collab, bonding over their shared appreciation for profound sadness.