Technology
7 Destructive Ways To Use WhatsApp Scheduled Messages
Meta unveiled WhatsApp scheduled messages, giving users the ultimate tool to wage psychological warfare on their closest friends.
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Technology
TikTok placebo safety feature causes 400% surge in imaginary digital security
A new lawsuit alleges a TikTok placebo safety feature did nothing but show kids a friendly thumbs-up emoji.
Technology
Court Subpoenas Meta Developer Over Optional Parental Controls
A congressional hearing reveals that WhatsApp's optional parental controls were engineered to maximize household paranoia.
Technology
TikTok Alabama Settlement Leads to New Southern Strategy
A leaked internal memo reveals ByteDance's secret strategy to monetize offline teens following the TikTok Alabama settlement.
Technology
Meta Child Safety Changes Spark Horrifying Courtroom Confessions
Leaked court transcripts reveal the bizarre, dystopian logic behind the latest Meta child safety changes for teen users.
Technology
Meta Settlement Exposes the Dark Science of Teen Scrolling
Leaked court transcripts from the Meta settlement reveal the dark psychological tactics used to hook teenagers.
Politics
Milo Yiannopoulos Detained Under Absurd Visa Provision
Court records reveal Milo Yiannopoulos detained by ICE for failing to meet his mandatory quota of public outrage.
Technology
EU Demands Access to the Weird New Settings on Instagram and Facebook
European officials demand immediate access to the weird new settings on Instagram and Facebook currently rolling out across America.
Technology
Child Safety Settlement Prompts Meta to Replace Instagram With Digital Sandbox
A historic child safety settlement forces Meta to replace Instagram with a blank digital sandbox.
World
Mastodon Hopes Newsletters Will Save Open Social Web From Its Own Users
Mastodon’s new newsletter feature aims to revive the open social web by embracing 90s tech. Will email save decentralized social media?
Music
XChat Messaging App Unveiled: Just Twitter DMs, But More So
XChat messaging app launches, promising users the revolutionary ability to message other X users, a feature previously available within the main app itself.
Music
Cameo TikTok Integration Floods Feeds With Existential Dread
The new Cameo TikTok integration has launched, flooding user feeds with an overwhelming deluge of personalized messages from C-list celebrities, sparking ‘digital minimalist’ backlash.
Music
Quiet Light’s ‘Postinternetfame’ Prompts Global Digital Paralysis
Quiet Light’s new singles, “Postinternetfame” and “Self Tape,” have plunged listeners into an unprecedented state of digital self-awareness, halting online activity worldwide.
Technology
Meta Eliminates Instagram DMs Encryption for ‘Enhanced Transparency’
Meta announced it would remove Instagram DMs encryption. The company cited a need for ‘transparency’ and ‘simplicity.’ Users are thrilled.
Music
TikTok Apple Music Integration Plunges Users Into Uncharted Depths of Stagnation
The new TikTok Apple Music feature promises deeper listening. Experts warn users may never resurface from their scrolling-listening trance.
Music
TikTok Fortifies User Safety by Forgoing End-to-End Encryption
TikTok won’t add end-to-end encryption to DMs, stating it actually makes users *safer* by allowing proactive monitoring of personal chats.