Technology
Elon Musk Starlink Throttling Options Offered To Global Leaders
SpaceX introduces new Starlink throttling packages to help world leaders schedule military disruptions around billionaire mood swings.
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Technology
Recall Issued For Starlink Restrictions Network Coverage
Regulators issued a safety recall for Starlink restrictions due to severe hazards caused by erratic orbital signal throttles.
Technology
Elon Musk Restricts Starlink Internet After Drone Accidentally Hits His Top Score
Elon Musk restricted Starlink internet access after a drone operator reportedly beat his personal high score in an online combat game.
Technology
Internal Memo: Starlink Sabotage Protocols Require Louder Space Fires
A leaked memo reveals executives want any Starlink sabotage to look more dramatic for social media content.
Business
Starlink Fears Drive Telecom Execs To Communicate Via Tin Cans
Intense Starlink fears force telecom executives to ditch cellular networks and communicate using tin cans tied to long pieces of string.
Technology
SpaceX Satellite Mobile Deal Promotes Screaming directly Into the Night Sky
A new SpaceX satellite mobile deal allows users to make calls by screaming directly into the night sky, bypassing traditional cell towers.
Science
Starship Launch System To Exclusively Carry Starlink Satellites Into Orbit
The Starship launch system will now exclusively carry Starlink satellites, turning the giant rocket into a very expensive delivery van.