Tagged: Tesla (7)

The proposed Tesla SpaceX merger promises to streamline operations by allowing management to fire the exact same engineers twice as fast.

Priya Castellanos · Oct 22

Elon Musk merges Tesla and SpaceX to launch electric vehicles directly into deep space, bypassing Earth traffic entirely.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Oct 21

A historic Tesla-SpaceX merger unites electric vehicles and rocket ships to create the ultimate intergalactic transport monopoly.

June Halloway · Oct 21

Regulators issued an urgent recall notice for the Tesla Roadster after discovering the high-performance electric vehicle completely fails to exist.

June Halloway · Oct 18

The new flying Roadster proves cars are obsolete. Explore the top features of Tesla's soaring new vehicle.

Priya Castellanos · Oct 17

A prototype Tesla flying Roadster successfully launched into the stratosphere, though engineers forgot to include a landing mechanism.

June Halloway · Oct 16

A court transcript from the Tesla Cybercab probe reveals the autonomous taxi thinks red lights are just vibes.

Priya Castellanos · Sep 5