Business
Dow Falls 450 Points; Investors Blame Unnamed Invisible Gremlins
The Dow plunged this week as oil hit $90 and jobs data disappointed. Investors blame invisible gremlins, creatures known for market manipulation.
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Music
S&P 500 Futures Skyrocket After Traders Misinterpret Birdsong as Peace Accord
S&P 500 futures surged after traders mistook a simple birdsong for a major diplomatic breakthrough, easing U.S.-Iran fears.
Music
Dow Drops 700 Points: Market Mood Swings Blamed on Collective Financial Gut Feeling
As the Dow drops 700 points, market mood swings are identified as the primary culprit. Experts confirm the economy is just feeling a bit ‘off’ about the Iran conflict.