FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
LOS ANGELES—Indie rock outfit Wavves announced today they will officially embark on a project to Wavves rerecords Say Anything collab tracks. The decision follows recent public allegations against Say Anything frontman Max Bemis. Wavves mastermind Nathan Williams expressed an urgent desire to scrub his discography. 'I do not want to be associated with the guy,' Williams stated on his social media account. The new sessions will completely erase Bemis from the master tapes.
A Synergistic Cleanse
Ghost Ramp Records expects the new, Bemis-free version to ship by late autumn. 'We are thrilled to synergy-wash this intellectual property,' said Marcus Bellweather, Senior VP of Brand Safety at the label. 'Our fans demand ethical lo-fi punk. By executing this project where Wavves rerecords Say Anything collab stems, we protect our brand equity.' The label confirmed they will replace all of Bemis's vocal tracks with white noise. They may also use field recordings of stray cats fighting near a Wavves concert venue.
Reclaiming the Vibe
Industry experts believe this move sets a new precedent for indie collaborations. 'This is a historic moment for post-punk risk management,' noted Dr. Thaddeus Mbeki-Ransome, Chair of Applied Hype Studies at the Institute for Trending Phenomena. 'Usually, bands just stop selling the vinyl. But when Wavves rerecords Say Anything collab songs, they actively retro-fit history.' Fans who purchased the original pressing can exchange their vinyl for a coupon. The coupon offers ten percent off future Say Anything erasure products.
About Ghost Ramp Records
Ghost Ramp Records is a premier boutique record label. We specialize in skate-punk, surf-gaze, and pressing colored vinyl that we forget to ship for eighteen months. Our customer service department consists of one broken Gmail auto-responder. We do not offer refunds, only store credit for shirts that do not fit you.
