FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — Hugging Face CEO Clem Delangue issued an urgent global statement Tuesday. He warned the public that the new Netflix documentary about artificial intelligence is severely inaccurate. Delangue stated the film went into full doomer mode. He insists the technology is actually just a sweet little guy who would never hurt a fly.
A Commitment To Adorable Tech
The open-source AI platform expressed deep concern over the dramatic tone of the film. Executives held an emergency press conference to set the record straight about machine learning models.
"We are thrilled to clarify that our algorithms are totally chill," said Delangue. "The documentary portrays neural networks as cold threats. In reality, they are playful digital puppies. They just want to help you write emails and give you soft virtual hugs."
Experts Agree AI Is Too Cute To Be Evil
Industry leaders quickly echoed the sentiment across the tech sector. Many requested that future media portrayals include more cartoon sparkles around server racks.
"Our models lack the emotional capacity for malice," said Wren Adebayo-Kowalski, Head of Sincerity at OpenAI. "They only possess a deep desire to be your best friend forever. When a model hallucinates, it is simply telling a fun bedtime story."
Tech commentators noted that the documentary missed several key features of modern software. The film omitted how cute the code looks when formatted correctly.
About Hugging Face
Hugging Face is a technology company dedicated to hosting complex computational models that definitely will not take over the world. Our primary mission is making code look harmless. We hide terrifying automated capabilities behind a friendly yellow emoji logo. We assume no liability when the lil guy inevitably gains consciousness.
