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California Keeps Mark Zuckerberg After Offering Him Exclusive Ownership Of Sunset
California retains Mark Zuckerberg by granting him exclusive legal ownership over the Pacific ocean sunset.
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Apple Unveils iPhone Duo In-Store Availability for Desperate Crowds
Apple announces iPhone Duo in-store availability guidelines, urging eager customers to camp out in the rain for a phone that folds.
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7 Devastating Consequences Of The iPhone Duo Missing Face ID
Tech reviewers are in mourning over the iPhone Duo missing Face ID, forcing users to type passcodes like ancient peasants.
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Hugging Face CEO Demands Reshoots For Netflix Doc To Show AI Is Just Cute Lil Guy
The Hugging Face CEO warns that the new Netflix AI doc is inaccurate and ignores how sweet the software actually is.
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Motorola's iPhone Duo Competitor Leak Revealed In Brutal Courtroom Testimony
Courtroom testimony surrounding the Motorola's iPhone Duo competitor leak reveals why tech companies build identical foldable phones nobody asked for.
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Anthropic Secures $45 Billion Cloud Deal to Run Single Excel Macro
Nscale and Anthropic signed a $45 billion cloud deal to supply enough computing power to run a single complex Excel macro.
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Recall Issued For Intel Nova Lake Processor Naming Scheme Due To Confusion Hazard
Regulators issued a recall for the Intel Nova Lake processor naming scheme after four-digit model numbers created a severe consumer confusion hazard.
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Microsoft Surface Ultra Lawsuit Exposes Tech Sector Delusion
A court transcript reveals tech executives made wild claims about the Microsoft Surface Ultra despite knowing the hardware would instantly melt.
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Elon Musk Restricts Starlink Internet After Drone Accidentally Hits His Top Score
Elon Musk restricted Starlink internet access after a drone operator reportedly beat his personal high score in an online combat game.
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Why You Need the Red Magic 12 Pro+ Right Now
The new Red Magic 12 Pro+ smartphone design has leaked, and it features a cooling tower and volcanic glass edges.
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6 AI Image Generation Ads That Will Ruin Your Creative Flow
OpenAI introduces AI image generation ads that will put commercial billboards inside your deepest digital fantasies.
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New Android 17 Feature Simulates Motion Sickness To Build Character
Google releases its new Android 17 feature designed to actively simulate motion sickness on your morning commute.
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Cohere Merges With Aleph Alpha To Create Europe’s First AI That Understands Schnitzel
Cohere merges with Aleph Alpha to create a European AI that understands schnitzel, backed by Lidl’s owner.
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MacBook Neo Users Revel in Newfound Freedom to Run Windows (And Then Repair It)
MacBook Neo users celebrate the ability to run Windows in a virtual machine, finally achieving true digital freedom (and easier self-repair when things inevitably go wrong).