FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE — Milano-based electronic producer Lorenzo Senni proudly announces his latest musical endeavor. The visionary artist will release the highly anticipated Lorenzo Senni new album, titled All Ages, next month via Warp Records. The lead single, “Art Life & Skateboarding,” features legendary professional skateboarders Chad Muska and Jamie Thomas. This landmark release merges the worlds of modular synthesis and extreme sports in a way that absolutely nobody requested.
A New Era of Pointillistic Trance
“We are thrilled to leverage synergy,” said Agnes Periwinkle, Head of Audience Sedation at Live Nation. “The Lorenzo Senni new album represents a paradigm shift. We combined aggressive rave nostalgia with middle-aged athletes who have bad knees. Our research shows this specific demographic loves high-pitched synthesizer bleeps.”
The track features the literal sound of skateboard bearings rolling over Italian marble. Senni reportedly spent three weeks recording Muska adjusting his beanie in a high-end sound booth. Music critics expect the Lorenzo Senni new album to spark intense debates in local skateparks. Most teenagers will likely ask why the music does not have any drums.
The Corporate Synergy of Skateboard Rave
“I did not know what a synthesizer was,” said skateboarder Chad Muska in an official statement. “Lorenzo told me to stand near a microphone and think about kickflips. I did that for four hours. Then he gave me an espresso. It was a very artistic experience.”
The album also features Jamie Stewart of Xiu Xiu. His contribution reportedly consists of weeping into a broken sampler. Industry insiders predict the album will sell dozens of copies to confused experimental music fans.
About Lorenzo Senni
Lorenzo Senni is an Italian composer who hates drums. He specializes in pointillistic trance, a genre designed to make listeners feel like they are waiting for a beat drop that will never arrive. He currently resides in Milan, where he enjoys staring at blinking lights and explaining music theory to people who are just trying to leave the party.
