Tagged: Automotive (6)

A historic Tesla-SpaceX merger unites electric vehicles and rocket ships to create the ultimate intergalactic transport monopoly.

June Halloway · Oct 21

Regulators issued an urgent recall notice for the Tesla Roadster after discovering the high-performance electric vehicle completely fails to exist.

June Halloway · Oct 18

The new flying Roadster proves cars are obsolete. Explore the top features of Tesla's soaring new vehicle.

Priya Castellanos · Oct 17

A prototype Tesla flying Roadster successfully launched into the stratosphere, though engineers forgot to include a landing mechanism.

June Halloway · Oct 16

Following a massive UAW union victory, labor leaders unveiled five bold new factory demands, including mandatory screaming breaks.

Teddy Okonkwo-Vance · Oct 10

The EPA has issued an urgent recall for red dye diesel after the fuel caused commuter minivans to transform into hostile, sentient machines.

Priya Castellanos · Oct 6