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iPhone 18 Colors Will Match Your Existential Dread
Leaked iPhone 18 colors reveal a new palette of existential dread, featuring shades like Fluorescent Cubicle Grey and Climate Anxiety Teal.
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No iPhone 18 Release This Year to Encourage Outdoor Screaming
Apple announces no iPhone 18 release this year. Instead, the tech giant wants users to stand in fields and scream at the sky.
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What to Expect at the iPhone 18 Pro Event
Get ready for the iPhone 18 Pro event as Apple prepares to launch its most aggressive and expensive upgrade cycle yet.
Technology
Amazon Shopping AI Now Verified As Only Trustworthy Scam
The new Amazon shopping AI will protect your wallet by ensuring only Jeff Bezos can take your money.
Technology
5 Terrifying Features In The Sonos 27 App Upgrade
The new Sonos 27 app upgrade introduces invasive AI features designed to judge your music taste and control your life.
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Apple TV Price Hike Funded by New Manual Labor Fee
A new Apple TV price hike will fund a grueling manual labor program to keep the streaming service running.
Technology
Samsung Galaxy S26 FE Strips Down Smartphone Experience to Just a Heated Slab of Glass
The Samsung Galaxy S26 FE strips the smartphone experience down to its absolute basics by removing the screen, camera, and battery.
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The Next iPhone Features Revealed Ahead Of Major Launch Event
Leaked details of the next iPhone show a device designed to test user patience with folding screens and soap-like materials.
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New Mac Mini Memo Details Shrinkage Plans
An internal memo reveals the new Mac Mini must be shrunk down to the exact size of a single grape to please minimalists.
Technology
Galaxy S27 Redesign Brings Back Dead Civilizations
Samsung confirms the new Galaxy S27 redesign will feature a basalt chassis designed to summon the dead directly to your contacts.
Music
Apple Unveils Per-Pixel Pricing on iPhone Camera Roadmap
Apple announced a radical new iPhone camera roadmap, introducing per-pixel pricing for all photos and videos. This costly upgrade aims to ‘democratize’ photography.
Technology
Xperia 1 VIII Camera Reveals Horrifying Truths About Mundane Life
Sony’s Xperia 1 VIII camera, with its larger sensors, delivers such clarity that users now face existential dread from mundane objects.