Drake Breaks Michael Jackson’s Hot 100 Record With ‘Janice STFU’
Drake broke Michael Jackson's Hot 100 record with 'Janice STFU' debuting at No. 1. He now has 14 No. 1s and 42…
Drake’s Chart Records Are Unbeatable, Experts Say. Maybe.
Can Drake's new chart records ever be beat? Podcast hosts debate if any other artist can flood the charts like…
Drake Claims 9 Of Top 10 Songs, Lykke Li Gets First #1 Credit
Drake claims 9 of the Top 10 songs, earning Lykke Li her first #1. Chart algorithms reportedly seek therapy.
Drake Holds Top 3 Billboard Albums, Proving Talent Is Overrated
Drake now holds top 3 Billboard albums, proving quantity trumps quality. Fans are exhausted.
Drake Makes History With Nos. 1, 2 & 3 on Billboard 200
Drake makes history, holding Nos. 1, 2 & 3 on the Billboard 200 with his new albums, proving his unparalleled…
Drake Ties Fleetwood Mac, Rolling Stones; Fans Rejoice With “Rumours”
Drake ties Fleetwood Mac and The Rolling Stones for weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard 200. Fans are confused,…
Lykke Li Reflects on Drake’s Whispered Nod, Begins Renaming Rivers After Rapper
Lykke Li reflects on Drake's subtle sample on 'Iceman,' interpreting the faint kazoo melody as a direct message…
Drake’s BTS Shoutout Prompts Existential Crisis in K-Pop Idols
V and J-Hope entered a catatonic state after Drake's BTS shoutout on "Make Them Cry," questioning their entire…
Drake Drops Three Albums, Confirms He’s Secretly A Triplet
Drake shock-dropped three albums: 'Iceman,' 'Habibti,' and 'Maid of Honour.' He claims they're from his secret…
Drake Sets New Spotify Stream Record, World Wonders ‘When Will It Stop?’
Drake is Spotify’s Most-Streamed Artist in a Day for 2026 again, releasing three new albums. Fans report sonic…