Technology
Court Hearing Reveals Foldable iPhone Duo Is Just Two Regular iPhones Taped Together
Court testimony reveals that the foldable iPhone Duo is actually just two regular iPhones held together with space-gray duct tape.
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Technology
Xbox Cloud Gaming Limits Detailed in Brutal Court Transcript
A newly released court transcript exposes the brutal reality behind the new Xbox cloud gaming limits imposed on subscribers.
Business
Bond Sell-Off Questioned in Federal Court Hearing
A federal court transcript reveals the recent global bond sell-off was triggered by a scary bird in London and bad vibes.
Technology
Apple Watch Redesign Delayed Until 2055 Court Transcript Reveals
A federal court transcript reveals the Apple Watch redesign is delayed to keep consumers on a perpetual upgrade treadmill.
Entertainment
GTA 6 Gameplay Reveals Federal Crimes In Video Game Courtroom Battle
A courtroom transcript reveals Rockstar Games hijacked federal resources to optimize the GTA 6 gameplay reveal.
Music
Judge Restores Kennedy Center’s Name, Blocks Renovation-Themed ‘Nap’
A federal judge reversed Trump’s renaming of the Kennedy Center and blocked its two-year closure. The unexpected Kennedy Center ruling saves mime festivals.